Brittany Brannon (voiceover): Tonight, those stars find out where they have ended up with our audience. Who will be going home on this, our most entertaining week of the season yet. Find out. LIVE! This is Dancing with the Stars!
Brittany: Hello, and Welcome to Dancing with the Stars! I'm Brittany Brannon.
Kendall: And I'm Kendall Schmidt.
Brittany: Tonight, we find out who the next man and woman to be booted from our little show will be. After such an amazing week with so many good dancers, this elimination will be tough!.
Kendall: Definitely! Also tonight, Miranda Cosgrove is the musical guest and we have some fun videos set up for you all!
Brittany: Right away, let's get to the encore performance!
Len: I, personally, commend the improvement this star has made this week. She provided the most entertaining Jive I've seen in a while. I can speak for all of us when I say: "we want Julia Roberts to perform the encore" (HUGE applause from audience)!
Brittany: No way! Please welcome back Julia and Maksim with their Jive (applause continues)!
Julia is wearing the short red, polka-dot dress. Maksim is wearing the black dress shirt. The pair dances to Dion & The Belmonts' Runaround Sue again. Once finished they get a standing ovation from the crowd.
Brittany: She is amazing! Now, Julia's Jive wasn't the only highlight from Week 2. We also saw the remaining contestants take to the floor for the second time, with many of them doing great!
Kendall: Now, if you didn't catch our episodes this week, here's a little montage of what you missed out on. Take a look...
A montage/recap of all of the dances from Week 2 are played. A leaderboard recap is also played. Confessionals start playing.
Danny: Believe it or not, I'm doing better!
Joel: Woo hoo! Amazing! I feel like a kid again (audience laughs)!
Eva: Maybe next week, we can see some 10's!
Beyoncé: Nowhere to go but up from here! Len's comments were a little disappointing, but it was so sweet of Em' to stick up for me.
Eminem: What is up Len's butt? Seriously, he needs a cat or something to make him happy (Kym is shocked and laughs)!
Julia: Oh my god! I feel 25 again! Love that song so much! Hope we're around for next week!
Hayden: Oh my god! Did we seriously just get 4 nines in week 2? Unbelievable! I just hope Beyoncé doesn't outshine me (Hayden laughs).
Denzel: (laughing) Great job out there! I'm proud of how we're doing. We gotta keep it up.
Mark: Damn! We sure as hell can't catch a break!
Cameron: I feel so sexy after that dance! Awesome!
Clint: The Tango is really my dance... I just hope it isn't my only dance (Clint chuckles).
Ryan: We did so much better than they gave us credit for! What gives?
Betty: Enough of this boring ballroom! I want Latin (does a suggestive move, audience laughs)!
Debra: (laughing) I loved that! So much fun! But man, am I out of breath!
Emma: I'll admit, it kinda sucks that Valerie ruined the scores... I really like that song and now I don't feel that I did it any justice at all (Emma looks down, audience 'awws').
Gabrielle: I had a lot of fun out on the dancefloor tonight, but I am a little tired now.
Confessionals end
Brittany: Now, we want to stress that you are not allowed to vote when the 'VOTE HERE' link on the front page is not there. Our producer Natalie tells us that someone is voting using names such as: Weronica Simpson, Lilliana Buttowski, Lucy Reberec, Fred Sdao, Kate Granger, Bob Stubenrauch, and J P. Those have all been submitted as names for this week alone. This has been a recurring issue the past 2 weeks, non-stop (audience gasps and boos loudly)!
Kendall: Now, we can't confirm that all of these names are not real, or if these aren't all submitted by the same person, but... C'mon guys! You know when and when not to vote. Follow the rules (audience applauds)!
Brittany: Agreed. Right now, let's reveal the results for the men of our competition.
Dramatic elimination theme music plays
Kendall: The first couple safe to dance next week is... (camera pan the couples) ...Eminem and Kym! (cheers; Kym cheers)
Brittany: The next couple safe to dance is... (camera pans couples) ...Clint and Anna! (cheers; Clint smiles)
Kendall: Another couple safe to dance is... (camera pans couples) ...Hayden and Julianne! (cheers; Julianne hugs Hayden)
Brittany: The fourth couple that's safe is... (camera pans couples) ...Ryan and Karina! (cheers; Karina hugs Ryan)
Kendall: The fifth couple safe to dance is... (camera pans couples) ...Joel and Chelsie! (cheers; Chelsie cheers)
Brittany: Now, as you can see, we have 3 couples left up here, 2 spots left in the competition, and 2 spots left in the bottom-two. We will now call the name of the last couple that is safe from elimination and safe for next week. And they are... (camera pans Denzel, Danny, and Mark) ...Denzel and Cheryl! (cheers; Denzel chuckles and hugs Cheryl)
Kendall: Which means Danny and Ashly and Mark and Liza are the men's bottom-two for the week. We'll find out their fates later. (audience boos; Mark and Danny are emotionless)
Regular lighting returns
Brittany: It's almost like the people know who we don't want gone or something (audience laughs)! Right now we have our musical guest here to sing a hit of hers for you all! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Miranda Cosgrove! (major cheers)
Miranda Cosgrove performs "Kissin U" while Tony and Julianne dance to it. When they're done, the audience is on their feet for Miranda. Kendall and Brittany then go up to Miranda.
Miranda: Thank you!
Kendall: Would you like to make this special announcement for us?
Miranda: I'd love to. OK, guys. You know how last season, the DWTSGame had a crossword puzzle challenge, and the prize was the chance to guest judge? They have another competition to guest judge for this season, too! This time, it's a multiple choice quiz and if you get all 18 questions right, you win yourself a stint as guest judge on here! Sign up right here! Sounds like so much fun, I might even try it! (audience cheers)
Brittany: Well, we'd love to have you! Thanks so much! Remember, Miranda will be back in a few with another song for us. (audience cheers)
Kendall: Right now... Have you ever wondered if the stars and their partners really get along so well behind the scenes? Well, they don't! Take a look at this video with our stars and pros disagreeing and arguing in the funniest way possible!
VT plays. We see all of our stars and how they interact with their partners. Most of the girls, surprisingly, cause the most arguements with their partners. We also get interviews from some of the stars like Emma telling us weird things about Mark (Ballas), like how can switch between an American and a British dialect. We laugh at some of the fun facts thrown at us. But in the end, the couples can always find a medium and get along.
Eminem: What I think is going on is that Len doesn't like me because I'm a rapper. But other people are too, you can't be mad at just me. But, you know, I'll respect his opinion as long as it's not out of line.
Brittany: OK, thanks 'Em. Beyoncé, Eminem sort of helped with your little scoring fiasco this week. Can you tell us what you think about all of what's happened this week with you?
Beyoncé: I'm just glad it wasn't Kanye who tried to help me (audience is hysterical). Actually, I respect Len's opinion, as well. It's what he has to say about my dancing. All I can do is try better next time. I'm really fine about it.
Brittany: Spoken very nicely. Denzel, tell us viewers how you're able to pull off such cool dances as your Jive this week. Any secrets?
Denzel: (laughs) Oh my gosh, no. Honestly, I just come here and dance and get scored. I don't care what the scores are or what the comments are as long as I take them in stride and build from them. There's really no secret at all except: Work hard if you want the reward (audience cheers).
Brittany: Wow. Seriously love you, Denzel! And Julia, your major improvement on Wednesday made us all smile. How did you feel afted dancing your Jive?
Julia: Thank you very much, Brittany. I was honestly shocked that the judges thought so highly of my dance. It was unreal to be honored with the encore this week. It's all unbelieveable and I'm very grateful for all of it.
Brittany: Awesome! We wish you the best. OK, everyone. Let's head back down to Kendall for some more results!
Brittany: (now with Kendall) The next couple safe is... (camera pans couples) ...Julia and Maksim! (cheers; Julia hugs Maksim)
Kendall: The next safe couple is... (camera pans couples) ...Gabrielle and Tony! (cheers; Gabrielle smiles)
Brittany: Another couple returning next week is... (camera pans couples) ...Eva and Alec! (cheers; Eva hugs Alec tightly)
Kendall: The fifth safe couple is... (camera pans couples) ...Betty and Corky! (cheers; Betty smiles wide)
Brittany: Now, as you can see, we have 3 couples left up here, 2 spots left in the competition, and 2 spots left in the bottom-two. We will now call the name of the last couple that is safe from elimination and safe for next week. And they are... (camera pans Debra, Cameron, and Beyoncé) ...Cameron and Neil! (cheers/shock; Cameron hugs Neil; audience starts booing for Beyoncé)
Kendall: Which means Debra and Louis and Beyoncé and Derek are the women's bottom-two for the week. We'll find out their fates in just a bit. (audience boos; Beyoncé is shocked, Debra is worried for her)
Regular lighting returns
Kendall: I have no idea. Good luck to her and Debra, though. Now, to put off our eliminations for a few minutes, back with another hit, please welcome Miranda Cosgrove! (audience cheers)
Miranda Cosgrove sings "Shakespeare". Julianne and Neil dance to it. The audience cheers loudly for both Julianne & Neil and Miranda after the song is over.
Brittany: First up, the men (Danny and Mark are on stage).
Dramatic elimination music plays
Kendall: (camera goes to Danny) Danny and Ashly. After a four point improvement on your scores this week, you find yourself here in the bottom-two again. Will your second time in the bottom-two be your last?
Brittany: (camera goes to Mark) Mark and Liza. Mark, both of your dances so far have not been liked by the judges. Both of your dances have dropped you to the bottom of the leaderboard. Have your fans rallied to save you?
Kendall: (camera pans Danny and Mark) Danny and Ashly... Mark and Liza... On this second week of competition, the couple with the lowest overall total and therefore leaving right now is...
Elimination music plays and camera pans in
Kendall: Mark and Liza. (audience boos)
Brittany: Which means Danny and Ashly, you're safe! (audience quietly cheers; Mark and Danny shake hands, Ashly and Liza hug goodbye)
Brittany: The time has come to eliminate our first man (Debra and Beyoncé are on stage).
Dramatic elimination music plays
Kendall: (camera goes to Debra) Debra and Louis. Debra, this week, you brought your A game with your enthusiastic Jive. Although, the judges weren't too enthusiastic with their comments. Will you be leaving us tonight?
Brittany: (camera goes to Beyoncé) Beyoncé and Derek. Beyoncé, after your Viennese Waltz this week, Len told you the elegance of your dance was ruined by Eminem. Have you been eliminated very prematurely because of this?
Kendall: (camera pans Debra and Beyoncé) Debra and Louis... Beyoncé and Derek... On this second week of competition, the couple with the lowest overall total and therefore leaving right now is...
Elimination music plays and camera pans in
Kendall: Debra and Louis. (audience boos)
Brittany: Which means Beyoncé and Derek, you're safe! (audience cheers loudly; Debra and Beyoncé hug goodbye, Louis and Derek shake hands)
Brittany: Mark, sorry that you never got a chance to show the judges how good a dancer you could be. Are you sad that you have to leave?
Mark: A little. I know a lot of people were hoping for me to last longer, but the truth is: I suck. It's best I'm gone anyways.
Kendall: Liza, are you upset that you couldn't get farther with your first partner?
Liza: It is upsetting. I just know that Mark could've rocked a Paso Doble next week. I'm going to miss this guy.
Brittany: Debra... We're sorry to have to let you go. How do you feel?
Debra: The only reason I'm not upset at all is because now, Beyoncé is still in the competition. I would be devastated if she went home instead of me.
Kendall: Louis, are you sad that you have to go home so soon?
Louis: Completely. Debra is such a kind and fun personality to be around. I had really hoped she would make it further.
Kendall: Well, at least all four of you guys can say you weren't the first eliminated! (audience cheers/laughs)
Kendall: And I'm Kendall Schmidt. Good night and thanks for watching.
Cast dances around Mark and Debra, credits roll, camera fades out